(Source: cuntdust, via microwayne)
my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.
“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”
“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”
“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”
(Source: jack-brocallahan, via beautiful-dark-horse)
OMFG IM SCREAMING THIS IS LITERALLY ME OMG IM KICKING MY WALL I CANT BREATHE HOLY SHIT
(Source: overlordleaveshiswife, via sometimelow)
the ultimate bff necklace
#lord of the pizzas: fellowship of the slice #lord of the pizzas: the two toppings #lord of the pizzas: return of the breadsticks
(Source: lazyoaf, via iamaghostie)
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